The classic NOTA News article, ‘Diana Took It Up The Arse’, is now available to read online. The article originally appeared in flyposter format on the streets of Bristol sometime between April and June 2010 (and possibly London a little later?). Go here.
The first ever NOTA News article which appeared as a flyposter on the streets of Bristol in March 2010 can now be read online. Go here to be thoroughly underwhelmed.
“TWAT RAY MEARS LATEST SHOCKING OUTBURST:
EAT THOSE FLIES!
BIZARRE bushcraft oddball Ray Mears, 46, last night shocked the nation by calling starving Africans “picky eaters”. “There’s food everywhere, literally under their noses. Eat thoses flies, you can’t afford to be fussy, mate!”
Devil-may-care Lenny Henry says he plans to have a “quiet word”.
“‘ROCK’ BURRELL BLABS NEW ROYAL REVELATION:
DIANA TOOK IT UP THE ARSE
SERVILE BENDER AND CANDLESTICK THIEF Paul Burrell, 53, alleged last night in YET ANOTHER cash-for-memories US television interview that the People’s Princess loved “a good old-fashioned regal shit-dicking”.
The bastard ex-butler blissfully recalled his attentive ears eavesdropping on Charles “crashing his muddy sceptre triumphantly into Diana’s tunnel of doom”. The seraphic slut “moaned like an angel,” he tearfully reminisced, as our nation’s next king “speedily hired his spunky detectives to investigate the mucky underworld of her dung district.”
However, when pressed as to whether or not Dodi had also drilled Lady Di’s dirt reserves, Burrell dutifully snapped, “A commoner bedding nobility? It’s not polite to discuss such a thing. I mean, imagine?!“
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Again Flickr user Don Pedro 93 comes to our rescue here
Greg wasn’t totally satisfied with this one however.