Mummed Outen Against the Boys

Mumming it out in the Andes

After long and uncomfortable consideration, NOTA is saddened to announced that the once upon a time breakfast TV stunner and morning wank favourite Denise Van Outen has officially mummed out.  In her recent TV ad campaign for Hoseasons (found here), which led to the rubber-stamping of this difficult decision, a pretty but somewhat zestless Van Outen appears more likely to give you a gentle and supportive hug than give you the urge to vigorously tug. She now joins the ever-growing list of 90s hotties, including Melinda Messenger and Melanie Sykes, to mum out against their better judgement. Fucking gutted.